Male Joke(9)
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn‘t have to worry about a will. He said，“Will，what will？I’m making a list of people I‘m gonna bite.”
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