拒绝两个词的使用--双语幽默笑话
mother: freddie, why is your face so red?
妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？
freddie: i was running up the street to stop a fight.
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。
mother: that's a very nice thing to do. who was fighting?
妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。
freddie: me and jackie smith.
弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
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