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  Three friends - a surgeon,an engineer,and a politician - were discussing which of their professions was the oldest. The surgeon said“Eve was created from Adan‘s rib - a surgical procedure.”The engineer replied:“before Adam and Eve,order was created out of chaos,and that was an engineering job.”The politician said,“Yes,but who do you suppose created the chaos?”

 

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