Lawyer Joke(6)
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried a creative defense to get his client off the hook.“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few paltry items. His arm is not himself，so I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed soley by his arm.”
“Well put，”the judge replied with a grin.“Using that same logic，I sentence the defendant‘s arm to one year’s imprisonment. Your client can accompany the arm or not，as he chooses.”
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer‘s help，he detatched his artificial limb，laid it on the bench and walked out.
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