Idiots Joke(45)
“I used to be in show business. I had a very spectacular act.”
“What did you do？”
“I used to dive into a wet sponge from a height of fifty feet. But then I broke my neck.”
“Did you miss the sponge？”
“No. Some idiot squeezed it dry”
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