Idiots Joke(44)

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　　A ventriloquist is working in a small rural town and during his show a local stands up and yells，“HEY YOU！ON STAGE！You been making smart-aleck remarks about us small-town folk being stupid all night long！We‘re not all stupid，ya know！”“Relax”said the ventriloquist，“They’re just jokes！”“I‘m not talking to you，sir！”The rube replied，“I’m talking to that little fella sitting on your knee！”

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