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  Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,“I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.”

  Tom looked at him,amazed.“Breaking 60?That‘s amazing!”

  Hawk smiled and said,“Yeah,I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!”

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