看笑话学英语67:Big sale大减价
听笑话学英语67:Big sale大减价(也没捞到便宜)
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
降价大甩卖那天，商场通知的8：30的开业时间未到，门口就排满了被打折的传闻和当地报纸的广告吸引过来的长龙。
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.
一个小个子男人推挤着想到队伍的前面，但被推了回来，期间充斥着各式各样的嘈杂的咒骂。这个人又一次努力往前挤，下巴被重重地碰了几下，并被推来推去，又被挤到了最后面。
As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
他第二次起来时，他对队伍最后一个人说：“得了，如果他们再这样对我，我就不去开商店门了！”
英语单词短语学习：
1 Big sale 大甩卖
eg:We're having a big sale next weekend, but nothing today.
下周我们有个很大的促销，但是今天没有。
短语
big yard sale 庭院大甩卖
big clearance sale 清货大减价
Big l sale e 大甩卖
big approval sale 浊货大减价
big discounted sale 大减价
BIG SALE & HOT 男装特卖
be on big sale 大减价
a big sale 大减价 ; 大甩卖
A loss big sale 亏本大甩卖
2 curse
n. 诅咒；咒骂
vt. 诅咒；咒骂
vi. 诅咒；咒骂
eg:I cursed and hobbled to my feet.
我诅咒着，蹒跚着站起来。
短语
Cruciatus Curse 钻心咒 ; 钻心剜骨
Winners curse 赢者的诅咒
CURSE ETERNAL 盗墓迷城成人版魔咒 ; 盗墓迷城之永恒诅咒 ; 邪恶的魔咒 ; 盗墓迷城成人
Mass Curse 所有敌人造成最小伤害 ; 群体诅咒
Vile Curse 邪恶诅咒 ; 诅咒敌人降低其攻击命中率 ; 诅咒附近的敌人
resources curse 资源诅咒
Curse Disease 疾病咒术
Mars Curse 火星诅咒
Blood Curse 血腥诅咒 ; 鲜血诅咒
3 jaw
n. 颌；下巴；狭窄入口；唠叨
vi. 教训；唠叨
vt. 教训；对…唠叨
n. (Jaw)人名；(冈)乔
eg:He thought for a moment, stroking his well-defined jaw.
他抚摸着他棱角分明的下巴想了一会儿。
短语
jaw crusher [矿业] 颚式破碎机 ; [矿业] 鄂式破碎机 ; [矿业] 鄂式破机 ; [矿业] 腭式碎石机
vice jaw 钳口 ; 虎钳口 ; 虎钳爪 ; 台钳口
jaw coupling [机] 爪盘联轴节 ; [机] 爪形联轴器 ; [机] 爪形联轴节 ; 联轴器
hinge jaw 铰接夹头 ; 铰链夹头铰链接合
straight jaw 正颌
jaw clenching 牙关紧闭
swing jaw 活动颚板
screw jaw 螺扣接杆
jaw surgery 颌骨切除手术
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