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看笑话学英语12:The Bait把诱饵扔回海里

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听笑话学英语:The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里

A man and his wife were on a holiday.They went for a sail.
一个男人和妻子去度假。他们乘风出海

Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found.
不幸的是妻子掉入海中淹死了。这个男人叫码头的负责人在妻子的尸体找到后通知他一声。

Two weeks later he received a wire saying: "Body recovered yesterday covered with crabs. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back saying, "
二个星期后,他接到了一份电报:“尸体已于昨日找到,上边爬满了螃蟹。请指示。”

Sell crabs, send the money; reset bait."
男人回电报说:“卖掉螃蟹,收入汇过来;诱饵扔回海里。”

英语单词学习:

1 drown

vt. 淹没;把…淹死
vi. 淹死;溺死

eg:A child can drown in only a few inches of water.
儿童在仅仅几英寸深的水中就能溺死。

短语
drown care 借酒浇愁
to drown 淹死
Drown Facet 称为鹞子刻面
drown workings [矿业] 淹没工作区
happy drown 乐不思蜀
Drown Me 淹死我
drown vi 溺死 ; 淹没 ; 覆没
Drown them 溺死他们
drown from 提取

2 pier-master  码头的负责人
eg:Being an outstanding tenor, Master Pier is also a well-known vocal music educationist of present Italy.
他不仅是一位优秀的男高音歌唱家,还是现今意大利尤为著名的声乐教育家。

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