看笑话学英语11:Skinny Dipping裸泳
听笑话学英语:Skinny Dipping 裸泳
One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing.
Jimmy去池塘游泳，他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师，Smith小姐，从裸泳中冒出头来。
When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - which happened to be an old wooden box - and held it in front of her.
当Smith小姐看到Jimmy时，她赶紧抓过最近的一个物体---那碰巧是一个旧的木头盒子，挡在自己前面，
"Young man, I know what you're thinking," she said.
说：“年轻人，我知道你在想什么！”
"And I know what you're thinking," replied Jimmy. "You're thinking that box has a bottom on it!"
“我也知道你在想什么，”Jimmy回答，“你一定以为这个盒子是有底的！”
英语单词学习：
1 Skinny Dipping裸泳
eg：Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends.
今天，我需要向我的女友解释，为什么她不能和她的男性朋友一起去裸泳。
短语
Been skinny-dipping 裸泳
skinny-dipping 裸泳
Maybe Skinny Dipping 也许裸泳
WENT SKINNY DIPPING 放假时我会
T Skinny Dipping 独立摇滚
Skinny dipping in the dark 在暗里裸泳
2 spied V.spy的过去式
vt. 侦察；发现；暗中监视
vi. 侦察；当间谍
n. 间谍；密探
eg：The agent spied for East Germany for more than twenty years.
该特工为东德从事了二十多年的间谍活动。
短语
Spy Game 间谍游戏 ; 特务游戏 ; 间谍游戏专辑 ; 特工游戏
WATCH SPY 探表 ; 饰尚
Remote Spy 远程间谍 ; 远程消息监视程序 ; 近程特务
City Spy 城市特务 ; 阿鹤作品
Spy School 卧底学园
Love Spy 爱的间谍 ; 爱的 ; 间谍 ; 情谍
Spy Papa 间谍爸爸
Eye Spy 变换的视角 ; 爱思柏 ; 眼间谍 ; 间谍眼
Spy girl 间谍女孩 ; 间碟女孩 ; 间谍小妖精 ; 北韩谍女
3 bottom
n. 底部；末端；臀部；尽头
adj. 底部的
vt. 装底；测量深浅；查明真相
vi. 到达底部；建立基础
eg：He sat at the bottom of the stairs.
他坐在楼梯底部。
短语
bottom line 底线 ; 最低限度 ; 盈亏一览结算线 ; 总之
bottom plate 下托板 ; [建] 底板 ; 下固定板 ; [建] 船底板
Nick Bottom 尼克·博特姆
bottom price 最低价 ; 底价 ; [金融] 底盘 ; 底债
bottom filler 质腹 ; 底部填充物 ; 鞋底填充物 ; 填心
bottom leather 底革 ; 皮革类英语
bottom clearance 顶隙 ; 底部净距 ; 径向间隙 ; 底隙
rib bottom 罗纹下摆 ; 螺纹下摆 ; 罗纹
Bottom Bracket 中轴 ; 五通管 ; 轴承架 ; 底托架
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