Man Vs. Woman Joke(14)
“Cash，check or charge？”the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet，the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.“Do you always carry your TV remote？”the cashier asked.“No，”she replied.“But my husband refused to come shopping with me，so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”
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