外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹307：可怜的建筑工人(中英)
A man walks into a bar with a Leprechaun on his shoulder. He walks up the bar and sets on down. He proceeds to order a beer for himself and for the little Leprechaun. Well, the guy and the Leprechaun drink about two beers when finally the Leprechaun jumps down off the guy' s shoulder, trots down the bar and stands in front of a rather large construction worker. He looks at the construction worker and goes, "ppphhhbbbttttttt" right to the big guy's face.
一个男人和他肩上的小精灵一起走进了酒吧。他走到吧台前坐下，然后为自己和他肩上的小精灵点了两杯啤酒。他们喝完了两杯啤酒之后，小精灵从那个男人的肩上跳下来跑到了吧台的另一边，站在了一个大块头的建筑工人面前。小精灵看着那个建筑工人，正对着他的脸说:“呸呸呸。”
Well the Leprechaun trots on back and hops back onto his buddy's shoulder. The construction worker is a little ticked, but decides to shine on this breach of manners.
之后那个小精灵跑回了带他来的那个男人的肩上。那个建筑工人有一点生气，但是出于礼貌就没动声色。
After another beer and a half though，the Leprechaun hops down and again goes in front of the construction worker and goes, "ppphhhbbbbttt" to the construction workers face.
又喝了一两杯后，那个小精灵又从那人肩上跳下来，到那个建筑工人面前对着他的脸说:“呸呸呸。”
The Leprechaun trots on back and hops back on his buddy's shoulder. The construction worker is visibly bothered，but decides not to do anything again.
之后那个小精灵又跑回了带他来的那个男人的肩上。很显然，那个建筑工人看上去已经很烦了，但还是决定不采取任何行动。
Well sure enough，the guy and the Leprechaun drink another beer. Soon enough the Leprechaun hops down trots in front of the construction worker and goes, "ppphhhbbbbtttl" to his face. Well, this time the big guy has had enough of the little guy's manners and walks over to the fellow with the Leprechaun, again on his shoulder.
那人和小精灵又喝了一杯后，小精灵又做了同样的事情，到那个建筑工人前面对着他的脸说:“呸呸呸。”这回那个大块头再也忍不了那个男人和小精灵的行为了，于是就跟着那个小精灵来到了那个男人面前。
The construction worker tells this man, "If your little friend does that again，1' m going to cut off his little dick!” The fellow tells the big guy，"Well Leprechauns don't have dicks. ”The big guy asks, "Well how does he go pee?" The fellow with the Leprechaun on his shoulder looks at the big guy and goes, "ppppphhhhbbbbtttttt!”
那个建筑工人对他们说:“如果你的那个小朋友再那么做的话，我就把他给阉了!”那个男人告诉建筑工人说:“可惜，他没有那玩意儿。”那个建筑工人说:“那么他怎么上厕所?”那个肩上驼着小精灵的男人看着那个大块头建筑工人告诉他:“呸呸呸。”
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