Police Joke(26)
A man gets this real fast sports car and hes is flying down the road at about 80 mph. After a couple miles a cop pulls out on to the road and turns on his siren. The man pulls over and waits for the officer to give him a ticket. The officer comes up to his car and says“I have been waiting for you all day”。
The man says“Well I got here as fast I could”.
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