Police Joke(28)

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　　I stopped a drunk driver，and asked him to walk the white line. He said I‘m not drunk. I’ll walk that wire fence over there. I said ok，and he climbed onto the fence took a couple steps，and fell inside the fence. A large bull with huge horns butted him，he grabbed the horns，and they went around for several minutes. The bull finally threw him into the road，and he got up looked at me and said，“See I told you I wasn‘t drunk if I was I would have taken that bicycle away from that fellow”.

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