Accordion jokes
An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.
Q： What is the definition of an optimist？
A： An accordion player with a pager.
Q： What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion？
A： The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
Q： What do accordion players use as a contraceptive？
A： Their personalities.
Q： What's the range of an accordion？
A： Twenty yards if you've got a good arm！
Q： What's a gentleman？
A： Somebody who knows how to play the accordion， but doesn't.
Q： What's the difference between an onion and an accordion？
A： No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Q： What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist？
A： Terrorists have sympathisers.
Q： What's the definition of perfect pitch？
A： When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Q： What's the difference between an accordion and a concertina？
A： The accordion takes longer to burn.
Q： How do you protect a valuable instrument？
A： Hide it in an accordion case.
Q： What's an accordion good for？
A： Learning how to fold a map.
Q： What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion？
A： A chainsaw can be tuned.
Q： Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses？
A： So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
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