Police Joke(35)

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　　Joe，a notoriously bad golfer，hits his ball off the first tee and watches as it slices to the right and disappears through an open window. Figuring that‘s the end of it，he gets another ball out of his bag and plays on. On the eighth hole，a police officer walks up to Joe on the course and says，“Did you hit a golf ball through a window back there？”

　　Joe says，“Yes I did.”

　　“Well，”says the police officer，“it knocked a lamp over，scaring the dog，which raced out of the house onto the highway. A driver rammed into a brick wall to avoid the dog，sending three people to hospital. And it‘s all because you sliced the ball.”

　　“Oh my goodness，”says Joe，“is there anything I can do？”

　　“Yes there is，”the cop says.“Try keeping your head down and close up your stance a bit.”

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