Political Joke(11)
An airplane was once making a routine flight from Hackensack，New Jersey to New York City. The people on board where the world‘s smartest politician，the pilot（also a father），a Boy Scout，and a devout Christian. In mid-flight，the engine stalled，and there where only three parachutes. The pilot said，“I’ve got a family down there. I need to live so I can take care of them”so he grabbed a parachute and jumped out. The world‘s smartest politician said，I’ve got an election coming up，so I‘d better live so I can win it.“So he grabbed a parachute and jumped out. That left the Boy Scout and the Christian in the plane and only 1 parachute. The Christian said，”I have lived a long life. I am prepared for. Go and grab that parachute for yourself.“The Boy Scout got his parachute and was about to jump when he said，”Hey，there is one for you too. The world’s smartest politician grabbed my backpack.
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