Man Vs. Woman Joke(41)

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  　　One day there were three people.their names were Manners， Trouble， and Shut up.One day they were playing hide and seek. Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet. Trouble was hidding. Sh...

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• 趣味英语：美国人幽默的电话留言

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• I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins.

  Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I...

  2018-11-28 英语笑话

• 胜者在哪里？

  　　Where is the Winner　　Customer: This lobster's only got one claw.　　Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.　　Customer: Well, bring me the winner.　　胜者在哪里？　　顾客：这只龙虾只有一只爪...

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• Classic humour stories(42)

  Imitation A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've go...

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• 第137期双语笑话加练习题 让我的司机来回答

  　　A famous scientist was on his way to yet another lecture when his chauffeur offered an idea. "Hey, boss, I've heard your speech many times, I bet I could deliver it...

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• 你明白了第二语言的价值？

  A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.Mother mouse barked fier...

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• Quote Joke(31)

  　　Alive：Temporarily metabolically abled.　　Worst：Least best.　　Wrong：Differently logical.　　Ugly：Cosmetically different.　　Unemployed：Involuntarily leisured.　　Short：Vertically challenged.　　Dea...

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• Question / Answer Jokes(17)

  　　Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot？　　A. A walkie-talkie！更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事，请继续关注 英语作文大全幽默 笑话...

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• Military Joke(15)

  　　During basic army training，a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degree.“But，sergeant，all circles...

  2019-01-02 英语笑话