外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹05：小妹妹(中英)
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?
保姆: 约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你新生的小妹妹?
Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.
约翰尼: 她还可以，但要是个男孩就好了。威利·史密斯有一个新生的小妹妹。现在他该认为我又在跟他学了。
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