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  An ardent preacher used to start the day only after reading the first verse he read from the cut open Bible and used it as God‘s daily message to him. One day as usual he cut opened the bible and read the verse“he went and hanged himself’”not fair,he told himself and cut opened the bible and read another verse,“you go and do the same.”

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