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    Chaude and Cold

    A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."

    "But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal."

    "Wait a minute," roared the patron. "The other tap is also marked C."

    "Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."

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