全球各大行业英文标语
An advertisement in a restaurant
一家饭店门口的广告:
进来吃饭吧,否则我们都要挨饿
Please come in to eat or both of us will starve。
Traffic slogans
交通宣传标语:
If you want to stay married, divorce speed。
想和爱人牵手,就和超速分手。
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough--or else they never will be.。.
如果你的孩子不够大就别让他开车,否则他就可能再也长不大了....。.
A US Marine Corps slogan for Anti-Terrorism
一条美国警方的反恐标语:
It's God's responsibility to forgive the terrorists. It's our responsibility to arrange the meeting。
宽恕恐怖主义分子是上帝的责任,安排他们和上帝见面则是我们的责任。
A French training school in Germany
德国一家法语培训学校的招生广告:
If you don't like the course, you can tell us to give your money back. But remember to tell us in French。
如果你听了一节课之后不喜欢这门课程,你可以要求退回学费,但必须用法语说。
A warning on the fence of a forbidden area
一处禁地围墙上的警示:
No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again。
严禁擅闯!违者将被射杀;幸存者将被再次射杀。
Notice at the wildlife park
野生动物园里的游客须知:
Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrive them。
向鳄鱼丢东西的人将被要求把东西取回。
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