英语笑话笑死人不偿命49: 爬的越高跌得越重(双语)
The Blgger They Are the Harder They Fa
爬得越跌得越重
The psychiatrist was a bit perturbed. He had cured his patient of his delusions but still the man did not seem happy.
一位心理医师感到有些厌烦。他已治好一名病人的幻想症，但那名患者似乎仍然不快乐。
"What's the matter, Mr. Jones?" he inquired. "Aren't you glad to be dealing with the world realistically?"
“到底是怎么一回事，琼斯先生？”他询问道。“难道你不喜欢踏实地面对周围的一切吗？
"Oh, sure. Doc, sure .... Only, last year I was Genghis Khan and now I' m nobody ! "
“喔，是的，医生，我是很愿意。只是去年我还是成吉思汗，现在我成了无名之辈！”
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