笑话习题簿10.30

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JOKE:
   As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume.
   "Thats a great scent," I said, making conversation.　
   "Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.
   Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize, but she cut me off - "Actually, its kind of fitting," she explained, surveying the damage."That's exactly how the relationship went. "
译文：
   作为俄亥俄州代顿大学的一名新生，我急于给我的新宿舍同伴留个好印象。我到了寝室，看到她正在往身上洒香水。
  “香味真浓哇。”我说，想和她搭起话来。
  “谢了----是男朋友送的，来，洒些试试。”她说着把瓶子递给我。
   不幸的是，我还没抓牢，她就松手了，玻璃瓶在瓷砖地板上摔碎了。我感到很窘，我刚想道歉，她就打断了我。“事实上，应该如此。” 她解释道，查看着破碎的瓶子，“我和他的关系正是这样的。”
Notes: 　　
(1) make a good impression on：给…留下好印象
(2) perfume n.                  香水
(3) unfortunately adv.          不幸地　　
(4) let go                      放手；
   松手常用于下面的结构中：
   let sb / sth go；let go of sb / sth 　
(5) shatter v.                  （突然而剧烈地）破成碎片　　
(6) tile n.                     瓷砖　　
(7) embarrass v.                使困窘
(8) cut sb off                  打断　
(9) fitting adj.                适当的
(10) survey v.                  检查；查看
Exercises:
① As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression _____ my new roommate. 　　
② When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting _____ perfume. 　　
③ "Thats a great scent," I said, _____conversation. 　　
④ Unfortunately she let _____before I had a firm grip. 　　
⑤ Embarrassed , I tried to apologize, but she cut me_____ .
练习参考答案：
① on ② on ③ making ④ go ⑤ off

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