英语幽默笑话30秒Unit16：Gone Shopping购物(双语)
Gone Shopping
购物
Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended to stock up .
我们的超级市，场在廉价拍卖无骨鸡胸，我认识的某位女士打算去多买一些。
At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopns of the poultry,
然而，到了这家肉店的时候她感到很失望，因为只找到一点点事先就包装好的鸡肉，
so she complained to the butcher.
所以她就向这位肉店老板抱怨。
"don't worry,lady," he said.
他说：“小姐，别担心，
"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
我会替你多包几盘，在你买完东西的时候把它们准备好。”
Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:
逛完几个走道之后，我的朋友听到肉店老板的声音透过公共广播系统隆隆地说
"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"
“那位想要大胸部的小姐请到本店后方来见我好吗？”
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