聪明的记者

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　　A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.

　　街上，一辆轿车发生了车祸，一大群人围观。一个报社记者急着想报道这一车祸，可是他挤不到跟前。

　　Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim."

　　他是个聪明的人，于是大声地喊起来：“让我进去！让我进去！我是受害者的儿子。”

　　The crowd made way for him.

　　围观人群给他让开一条路。

　　Lying in front of the car was a donkey.

　　在车前躺着的是一头驴。

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