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Three Whistles
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then？" I asked, pointing to another tray.
"You, sir," replied the jeweler, "about three whistles."
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