在三个小时以前它是草
Fresh milk
Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.
Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS
新鲜牛奶
客户:我想知道这牛奶是否新鲜。
侍者:新鲜的?在三个小时以前它是草
A note
I wonder （对）……感到奇怪;想要知道
I wonder at your patience.
你的耐心使我惊异。
I wonder who he is, where he came from and why he came.
我很想知道他是谁,从哪里来,来干什么。
It's a wonder
难得；奇怪的是
It's a wonder you recognized me.
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