妈妈的文采要比爸爸好

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　　Homework

　　Teacher: I'm able to read one of the essays you did for homework, but the other one is written very poorly.

　　Student: Yes, sir - my mother is a much better writer than my father.

　　家庭作业

　　教师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，可另一篇实在是糟透了。

　　学生：是的，老师――我妈妈的文采要比爸爸的好多了。

　　NOTE

　　poorly这里不是穷的意思，“差劲” adv.

　　In a poor manner.贫乏地

　　poorly adj.

　　In poor health; ill:

　　身体欠佳的；有病的：

　　feeling poorly.

　　感觉不适

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