英语笑话：上帝的画像
"I'm going to draw a picture of God," a four-year-old girl said to her teacher.
一个4岁的女孩对老师说：“我要画一幅上帝的画像。”
"But nobody knows what God looks like," the teacher said.
老师说：“可谁也不知道上帝长什么模样。”
"They will know when I've finished," came the reply.
“等我画好后，他们就会知道的。“小女孩回答说。英语 笑话 幽默
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