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  Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
  每个星期日,牧师给孩子们讲故事时,都会把他们叫到教堂前面。有一次,为了更好地阐述祈祷的含义,他带来了一部电话。
  "You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?' he began. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening, though."
  “你们和别人在电话里交谈,看不到电话另一端的人,对吗?”他开口问道。孩子们点头称是。“嗯,和上帝交谈,就像在电话里交谈一样。他在另一端,但你看不到他。不过,他在听。”
  Just then, a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"
  就在这时,一个小男孩尖着嗓子问道:“他的号码是多少?”

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