英语笑话：我的狗不识字
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
He Can’t Read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把心爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：那你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。
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