英文笑话:Pizza, Party & Moonlight
Jenny was so happy about the house they had found For once in her life it was on the right side of town. She unpacked her things with such great ease As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze How wonderful it was to have her own room. School would be starting， she would have friends over soon There would be sleep-overs and parties-she was so happy It's just the way she wanted her life to be On the first day of school， everything went great She made new friends and even got a date.
She thought， "I want to be popular and I am going to be Because I just got a date with the star of the football team." To be recognized in this school you have to have a clout， and dating this guy would help her out.
There is only one problem stopping her fate her parents said she was too young to date. "Well I wont tell them the whole truth， They won't know the difference what's there to lose？" . Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night her parents sulked and said all right. Excited， she got ready for the big event， but as she rushed around like she had no sense， She began to feel guilty about all the lies.
But what's a pizza， a party and a moonlight ride？ Well the pizza was good， and the party was great， but the moonlight ride had to wait. For Jeff was now half drunk by this time but he kisses her and said he is fine. Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff. Now Jeff was ready to write to the point but only after he had smoked a joint. They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride not thinking he was too drunk to drive They finally made to the point at last and Jeff started to make a pass
A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all and by a pass， I don't mean playing football "Perhaps my parents were right……maybe I am too young Boy how could I be so dumb."
She used all her might to push Jeff away "Please take me home， I don't want to stay." Jeff cranked up the car and floored the gas in a matter of seconds they were going too fast.
As Jeff drove off in a fit of anger Jenny knew her life was in danger She begged and pleaded for him to slow down but he just got faster as they neared the town Just let me go home， and I will confess that tonight was a great lie.
I really went out for a moonlight ride Then all of the sudden， she saw a big flash "Oh God， Please help us！ We're going to crash！" She doesn't remember the force of impact just everything went really black
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble， and heard， "Call an ambulance， these kids are in trouble." Voices she heard……a few words at best-she knew there were two cars involved in a wreck Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right， and if the people in the other car were alive
She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad "You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad." These voices echoed in her head as they told her Jeff was dead They said "Jenny we've done all we can do it looks as if we'll loose you too" "But the people in the other car！" Jenny replied. "We're sorry， Jenny， they also died." Jenny prayed "Please God， forgive me for what I have done I just wanted a real night of fun." "Tell those people's family， I've made their lives dim and I wish I could return their families to them." "Tell Mom and Dad that I am sorry I lied Oh nurse， wont you please tell them that for me？". The nurse just stood there and never agreed but took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes. A moment later Jenny died
A man asked the nurse. "Why didn't you do your best to bid that girl's one last request？" She looked him with eyes so sad "Because the people in the other car were her mom and dad."
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