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英语笑话:哪个女人

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  导语:笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样,也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话,老外也许还纳闷中:“很好笑吗?”老外笑的掉泪的笑话,我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同,所以呢,看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……


  One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit. When I finally entered the house, I called out. “The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.” My husband looked up and said, “Mom's here?”   

  一天晚上我开着我老公的车去购物。回家的时候,我发现车的外面很脏,于是我决定把它弄干净点。搞定以后,我进屋对老公说:“刚才,这世上最爱你的女人帮你擦了车头灯和挡风玻璃。” 老公看着我说:“我妈来了?”

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