英语笑话:急诊
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
“医生，救命啊！你快点来吧！我10岁的儿子刚刚把钢笔吞下去了！“
“好的，我大概10分钟到20分钟就到。”
“好，那。。。我在这期间应该做什么？”
“用另外一只钢笔。”
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