声控软件

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　某公司开产品发布会，宣布研制成功语音控制软件，能够自动接受人的语音来进行文字输入、启动程序等一系列工作。当主讲人吹嘘完该软件对语音识别率的精确及运行任务的高效性之后，打开电脑准备进行演示。

　　刚一启动那个软件，听众中有人喊道：“Format，Retuen！”紧接着又有人喊道：“Yes，Return！”

　　于是，不幸的事情发生了……

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