爆笑英语幽默笑话精选39:A Little Attention注意一点（英汉双语笑话）
39. A Little Attention
39.注意一点
“I wish，”said an anxious mother to her careless son，“I wish you could pay a little attention to your arithmetic.”
妈妈着急地对粗心的儿子说:“我希望你注意一点你的算术。”
"Well，I do.”was the reply，“I pay as little attention to it as possible.”
“是啊。”儿子回答。“我是尽量对它少注意一点。”
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