英语笑话：关于性别

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　　导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)……下面就随英语笑话小编一起来欣赏这则英语笑话吧(*^__^*) ……

　　某男，粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是sex。该男思之久已，毅然下笔："Once a week”。

签证官观后暴笑，曰："This item should be filled in with male or female.”

该男顿时赧颜，思之，填下"female”，官楞之，曰："shouldn‘t it be male? "

男急释曰："I am a normal man, so I have sex with female. ”

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