完美的女人和完美的男人(中)
曾经有一个完美男人和一个完美女人，它们邂逅于一个完美的聚会。完美的约会持续了两年，然后他们举行了完美的婚礼，并度过了完美的蜜月。之后他们有了两个完美的孩子。
一天，完美男人和完美女人驾着他们那完美的轿车出行。他们在路边看到一个精灵，由于他们是完美男女，于是他们载了精灵一程。
由于完美男人和完美女人载上了精灵，他们不知何故发生了交通意外。其中二死一生。
猜猜谁过世了而谁活了下来？
当然是完美女人活了下来，因为完美男人和精灵根本就是虚幻的。
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