那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事174：新鲜牛奶

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

Fresh milk
新鲜牛奶

Customer:l wonder if this milk is fresh.
客户：我想知道这牛奶是否新鲜。

Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was grass.
侍者：新鲜？三个小时以前它还是草。

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