模仿鸟儿 Imitate Birds
Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer.
"Imitate birds," the man said.
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鸟儿
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。
“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。
“你在开玩笑吧”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”
“噢,那就算了”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。
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