大头娃娃
A Boy with a Big Head
大头娃娃
A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."
一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。”
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
“别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。”
"Where is the shopping bag?"
“购物袋在哪儿？”
"I haven't got one-use your hat
“没购物袋了――就用你的帽子吧。”
Notes:
（1） make fun of取笑；嘲弄
（2） shopping bag购物袋
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