趣味图片英语笑话：necrophiliac恋尸癖（双语）
I guarantee that your mother will be so hot that everyone at the funeral will be saying, 'Well, I'm not necrophiliac, but I was ...'.
我保证你们的母亲会热辣,在葬礼上的每个人都说,“好吧,我不是恋尸癖,但我…”。
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