别卖那头牛(中)
睿智的老女修道院长处在了弥留之际。修女们聚集在她的病床边，想办法让她舒适的离去。她们给她喝温好的牛奶，但是被她拒绝了。这时一个修女拿着杯子去了厨房。还记得去年圣诞节她们收的礼物当中有瓶威士忌，她打开瓶子往牛奶里倒了大半杯。之后她回到老院长的床边，喂她喝杯子里的东西。老院长喝了一小口，又一大口，大家伙儿都还不知道这个修女到底做了什么，但是院长已经喝光了整杯的奶。“院长，院长，”修女们哭着说，“把你的智慧赐给我们吧！”老院长直起身子，虔诚的指着窗外，说：“千万别卖那头牛！”幽默 英语
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