他可以占我的位置
The sermon was everlastingly tiresome. Finally the minister said: "Having spent an half hour with I saiah, and an half hour with Jeremiah, and an half hour with Ezekiel, we come now to Hosea—what place shall we assign to Hosea？”
Then a stranger sleepily arose and said: "I don't know who Hosea is, but he can have my place, I'm going home．”
他可以占我的位置
布道没完没了，单调乏味。最后牧师说：“半小时和以赛亚在一起，半小时和耶利米在一起，还有半小时和以西结，现在轮到何西阿了——我们该把何西阿安排在哪里呢？”
这时一个陌生人昏昏欲睡地站起来说：“我不知道何西阿是谁，但他可以占我的位置，我这就回家了。”
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