汪汪叫的妻子
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor．
"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers．Now everything's changed．When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me．"
"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor．"You're still getting the same service．"
汪汪叫的妻子
一个结婚十年的男人正在请教一位婚姻顾问。
“刚结婚那会儿，我非常幸福。我在店里劳累一天回到家，我的小狗会绕着我跑，汪汪叫，而我的妻子给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。我回到家里，我的狗给我拿来拖鞋，我的妻子对着我汪汪叫。”
“我不知道你在抱怨什么，”婚姻顾问说。“你得到的服务还是一样的呀。”
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