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我们就不会吵到外屋的人了

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At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.

After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal screams, hysterical laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, "Asking for a raise again?"

在我工作的广播电台,经理把我叫到他办公室里,试用一部我们正考虑要买的新款音效套装。他关好门,我们就不会吵到外屋的人了。
  听了些常用的音效后,我们又调试了一下低吟声、疯狂的尖叫声、神经质的大笑、哀求声和枪声。最后我打开门,从经理秘书身边经过时,她抬起头来,跟我打听:“又在提涨工资的事儿啊?”

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