良好的心愿
One day a boy came to his teacher and said："Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．"
"I certainly do，" said the teacher，"and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me．"
Days passed，and nothing more was said about the roast pig．
Finally the teacher said to the boy："I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig．"
"Yes，" said the boy，"he did intend to，but the pig got well．"
良好的心愿
一天有个男孩去对他老师说：“老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。”
“当然啰，”老师说，“去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。”
好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。
最后老师对男孩说：“我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。”
“是啊，”孩子说，“他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/97950.html
相关文章
-
她在她的手中出现了一张票
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
第62期双语笑话加练习题 如是请求
第62期双语笑话加练习题 如是请求 0523 I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
爆笑英语幽默笑话精68:What Is It For那是做什么用的（英汉双语笑话）
68. What Is It For68.那是做什么用的While proudly showing off his newapartment to friends，a college student led theway into the den. "What is the big brass gongand ham...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
英汉幽默故事选读【109】
A Wild Guess Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a poo...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
Some humorous stories (二)
4: Mr. While went to a dinner party. He wore his old clothes. He came into the room, but people in the room didn't look at him. They didn't ask h...
2018-11-22 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：Don't you know who I am 你不知道我是谁吗（双语）
Don't you know who I am!?你不知道我是谁吗! ?I don't even know who I am? What's the essence of my identity? What's the meaning of existence?我甚至不知道我是谁?我身份的本质是什么?存在的...
2018-11-07 英语笑话
