酒精流
We know a gentleman who， after a medical examina tionwas told by the doctor that he was in a pretty bad way．"Toolittle blood in your alcohol stream．"
酒精流
我们认识一位先生，在一次查体之后大夫告诉他，他的身体状况很差。“你的酒精流里血液量太少了。”
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