外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹59：面试 (中英)
There was this man who was in a horrible accident，and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this" unusual' handicap, he was very selfconscious about his having no ears.
有个人在一次意外中受了伤，他的两只耳朵也被切除了，这也是惟一一处这次意外造成的永久性伤害。由于这种特殊的残疾，他对自己没有耳朵这件事非常地敏感。
Because of the accident，he received alarge sum of money from the insurance company. lt was always his dream to own hisown business，so he decided with all this money he had，he now had the means to own a business. So he went out and purchased a small，but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all，so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business.
因为这次意外事故，他从保险公司那里得到了一大笔钱。他总想拥有自己的公司，这下他决定用自己所有的钱开一家自己的公司。于是他买了一家很有前途的小型电脑公司。可是他意识到他根本没有做生意的学问，所以他决定雇一个人帮他管理生意。
He picked out three top candidates，and interviewed each of them.
他挑出三个候选人之后对他们每个人分别进行了面试。
The first interview went really well. He really liked this guy. His last question for this first candidate was "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"
第一个面试进行得很顺利。他也很喜欢那个人。他给面试者提出的最后一个问题是:“你有没有注意到我有什么特别的地方。”
The guy said，"Now that you mention it，you have no ears.”The man got really upset and threw the guy out.
那个人说:“既然你问到了，你没有耳朵。”他听到这个之后很伤心，然后把那个
面试者赶了出去。
The second interview went even better than the first. This candidate was much better than the first. Again，to conclude the interview，the man asked the same question again，"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The guy also noticed，`’Yes, you have no ears.”The man was really upset again，and threw this second candidate out.
第二个面试比第一个进行得还要顺利。这个候选者要比第一个更优秀。他又一次以同样的问题来结束面试:“你有没有注意到我有什么特别的地方?”那个面试者也注意到后说:“是的，你没有耳朵。”他又一次的非常伤心，又把第二个面试者赶了出去。
Then he had the third interview. The third candidate was even better than the second，the best out of all of them. Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy，the man once again asked，"Do you notice anything unusual about me?" The guy replied，"Yeah, you are wearing contact lenses.” Surprised，the man then asked, “Wow! That’s quite perceptive of you! How could you tell?" 'The guy answered，"Easy. You can’t wear eyeglasses. You don’t have any ears!”
这之后又进行了第三次面试。第三个面试者是三个人中最好的一个。当然，他也很想录用这个人。他又一次的问起那个问题:“你有没有注意到我有什么特别的地方?”那个人回答:“是的，你带着隐形眼镜。”他惊奇的问:“哦!你真是太厉害了，你是怎么知道的?”那个人回答:“太简单了，你不能带普通的眼镜，因为你根本没有耳朵!”
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